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Old men can be funny

Old men can be funny. For instance:

"women often use a pump after childbirth". Men use a pump  all the time"

They say,"a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush," I say,"One breast in the hand is better than two on the chest.

Down under is an expression about the location of Australia. But, to an old man, it means something under the sheets.

When you see a really good looking woman coming your way while walking with your wife, young men pretend to not notice. Old men say,"bull shit" I like to look.

Everyone knows fish have to swim upstream to sow their oats. Old men don't care which way they have to swim or even if they can.




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